THE 10 CRYPTOCOMMANDMENTS

The ancient art of buying at the absolute peak and holding through the valley of despair. When everyone's celebrating gains, that's your buy signal. When it crashes 90%, that's just a discount on your discount. You're not losing money, you're collecting experience points.

Whitepaper makes no sense? That's because you're not visionary enough. Roadmap is vague? That's called flexibility. No actual product? That's called early stage. The vision is clear. To you. Only you. Everyone else is blind. This is called being ahead of your time. Or delusional.

Up 500%? It's going to 5000%. Up 5000%? It's going to 50,000%. Taking profits is for paper hands. Real holders ride it all the way up and all the way back down. You didn't lose money. You just experienced the full journey. This is called commitment. Or stupidity.

Made the same mistake 47 times? That's called consistency. Lost money the same way every time? That's called having a strategy. Your friends say you never learn. You say you're perfecting your technique. This is called growth mindset. Or stupidity. Definitely stupidity.

Heard from a guy who heard from a guy that this coin is getting listed on Binance? It's definitely true. No verification needed. Rumors are basically facts. This is called due diligence. Or wishful thinking. Definitely wishful thinking.

Wake up? Check charts. Breakfast? Check charts. Work? Check charts. Sleep? Check charts. You're working 24/7 on your portfolio. You're not getting paid. You're actually losing money. But you're COMMITTED. This is called dedication. Or unemployment. Probably unemployment.

See a coin pumping 300%? Buy immediately. No research needed. It's up, therefore it will keep going up. This is called momentum trading. Or financial suicide. Depends on who you ask. Your bank account says the latter. Your hopium says the former.

You're not just holding tokens. You're part of a family. A movement. A group of people making questionable financial decisions together and laughing about it. When one degen wins, we all win. When we all lose, at least we have memes. This is what peak community looks like. WAGMI. Probably not. But WAGMI.

Hold long enough and you'll be rewarded. How? Doesn't matter. When? Eventually. By who? The universe. Diamond hands always win. Even when they lose. Especially when they lose. This is called karma. Or cope. Definitely cope.

Anonymous devs? That's called privacy. No roadmap? That's called flexibility. Website looks like it's from 1997? That's called vintage. When it comes to meme coins, red flags are just green flags in disguise. Trust the vibes. Question nothing. This is the way.